Fic: To Spark and Smolder, Gibbs/DiNozzo, NC-17, for justhuman

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Title: To Spark and Smolder
Author: spoonyriffic
Written for: justhuman

Prompt: Tony/Gibbs on vacation. Maybe they're boyfriends out for a good time or a married couple blowing off steam. Where the heck does Tony talk him into - or was it Gibbs idea? It probably doesn't involve horses ;-) NC-17 is always welcome and loved, but not strictly necessary.
Archive: Sure, just ask first. :-)
Genre: Humor
Pairings: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the lint in my pockets and a bookcase full of psychology and crime books.

Word Count: ~4200
Summary: “Do we really have to sleep outside, Gibbs? Can't we find a hotel or something? I'd even settle for a cheap Motel 6.”


( How is it that you can stare down a crack addict with a gun, but a squirrel makes you piss your pants? )